Dyna Blade walks into the shoe store. But all the shoes suck dick. Dyna Blade burns down the shoe store. The end.
While Crappy Town likes to keep the old story, (as shown above) several people tried to change the story.
- In about 700 or some shit, the story was changed so the shoe store has no shoes.
- In 1000, Dyna Blade instead puts grenades in the cash register.
- In 1300, Dyna Blade instead pulls an Up and lifts the shoe store into the stratosphere with balloons. This was to make the story more kid friendly, but this was changed.
- In 1865, Abe Lincoln decided to make Dyna Blade just leave and go to the next shoe store, but this was quickly changed.
As Dyna Blade was born in 1942, this should be impossible, but there are generations of Dyna Blades.