FANDOM


Dyna Blades Electricity Bills is a part of the story, A Terminated Friendship.

Script Edit

Dyna Blade is on the phone with White Kirby, the latter informing the former about the breakup between Blue and Yellow Kirby.

Dyna Blade, "WHO ELSE IS CALLING ME WHILE IM ON THE PHONE WITH WHITE KIRBY!"

Dyna Blade, "OH, ITS THE ELECTRIC COMPANY AGAIN. THESE ASSHOLES WONT STOP HARRASING ME BECAUSE I AM NOT PAYING MY ELECTRIC BILL, SQUWAK."

Dyna Blade, "MOM, ITS THE ELECTRIC COMPANY, THEY WANT YOU TO PAY THE ELECTIC BILL, SQUWAK."

Dyna Blades Mom, "HOW MUCH IS IT, SQUWAK."

Dyna Blade, "ABOUT A MILLION DOLLARS."

Dyna Blades Mom, "WHAT! BACK IN MY DAY, IF YOU HAD 50 DOLLARS, YOU WERE AS RICH AS THIS DONALD TRUMP GUY IS NOW, AND IM A BROKE BIRD."

Dyna Blade, "OH, MOM, I HAVE AN IDEA. WE CAN CALL THE U.S. ARMY, AND THEN THEY CAN ATTACK THE ELECTRIC COMPANY."

Dyna Blades Mom, "YOU KNOW I CANT WORK THE PHONE, BUT..."

Dyna Blade, "DONT WORRY MOM, ILL HELP YOU WITH IT."

Dyna Blades Mom, "THE PHONE IS TOO HARD. IM GOING TO USE A TELEGRAM TO CALL THE U.S. ARMY INSTEAD, OKAY.

Dyna Blade, "SQUWAK, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TELEGRAM."

Dyna Blades Mom, "A TELEGRAM IS LIKE SOMETHING FOR COMMUINICATION USED IN THE 1800'S."

Dyna Blade, "MOM, USE THE PHONE, ITS MUCH EASIER, SQUWAK."

Dyna Blades Mom, "WELL I KNOW HOW TO USE TELEGRAMS, SQUWAK."

Dyna Blade, "WELL I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE PHONE."

White Kirby, "Dyna Blade, why dont you block the electric company from calling you."

Dyna Blade, "GOOD IDEA"

Dyna Blade proceeds to block the electric company.

Dyna Blade, "NOW WHO IS CALLING ME. HMMM, THE ELECTRIC COMPANY 2, WAIT A MINUTE, DID THE ELECTRIC COMPANY MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT."

Dyna Blade, "BLOCK!"

After each block, Dyna Blade gets another call from the next electric company account, until she blocks all 100 fake electric company accounts. Her doorbell rings.

Dyna Blade, "WHO THE HELL IS AT MY DOOR. OH GREAT, ITS THE ELECTRIC COMPANY."

Electric Company Worker, "Mam, why aren't you pa..."

Dyna Blade, "GET LOST YOU STUPID MEN, OR FIGHT ME IN SMASH BROS."

White Kirby, "You just pick Meta Knight and spam the tornado move, which was nerfed in Smash 4."

Dyna Blade, "YEAH RIGHT GAME BOY KIRBY. IM CALLING THE COPS ON THE ELECTRIC COMPANY."

Dyna Blade, "HELLO, IS THIS THE POLICE, THE ELECTRIC COMPANY IS HARRASING ME. WHAT, ITS THEIR JOB. WELL I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT WITH THE ELECTRIC COMPANY!"

Dyna Blade, "WHO IS CALLING ME NOW, OH GREAT, THE WATER COMPANY!"

White Kirby Hangs up.