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Quotes for recurring/minor characters from Kirby Air Ride. (And Ridley)


Dyna Blade

Dyna Blade Edit

"Hey Dreamland! I finally made a facebook and my babies are defenitaly not dead. SQUWAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

"SQUWAK SQUWAK MY BALLS HURT."

"SQUWAK"

"ACCORDING TO THE AIR RIDE GROUP WIKI, YOU BRIBED A PI'ILLO TO TAKE YOU TO THE REAL WORLD"

"DRAGOON HAS ILLEGIAL FUEL THAT LETS IT FLY FOREVER"

"KING DEDEDE IS AN ASSHOLE I ACTUALLY SECERTLY MARRIED HIM SQUWAK."

"KIRBY IS SUCH A WEAK PUSSY NO ONE LIKES HIM IM STRONGER THAN HIS LITTLE KIRBY PENIS."

"SO WHAT, I CAN STILL GO OVER TO HIS CAVE AND HAVE SEX WITH HIM. ALSO, TELL MEWTWO TO MAKE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT."

"The true story of FNAF So there was this little kid at Freddy Fazbearz Pizza, and then Dyna Blade came in and bit their frontal lobe off. Then this guy who was obsessed with Purple came in and killed 4 kids. (Everybody thought it was 5 but the evidence is a bunch of shit lies.) Then the ghost of Abe Lincoln's greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandfather possessed all the animatronics. The end."

"EXACTALY WHERE IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU ANNOUNCE STADIUMS?"

"WINTER SUCKS, SO IMMA PLOW YOUR SNOWMAN OVER, SQUWAK!"

"WINTER SUCKS! ITS SO FUCKING COLD! WHEN I TRY TO EAT MY CHICKS , THEY TURN INTO AN ICE CUBE AND TASTE LIKE PENIS SHIT"

​"TODAY IZ MAI 2 YEAR ANNEVERSITY. I KAN NOW LEVEL UP TO A LEVEL 4 SEXY BIRD. I CAN NOW HAVE SEX WITH MEWTWO."

​"THE FRENCH VIRUS IS SPREADING AROUND FACEBOOK SQUWAK."

​"I DECIDED I WOULD EAT 6 KIRBYS A DAY INSTEAD OF 5, SQUWAK."

​"IM GONNA DISCONNECT THE FACEBOOK NETWORK SQUWAK."

​"SQUWAK, I PLAYED SPLATOON AND HACKED THE GAME SO THE INK WAS RED. I ALSO SENT NINTENDO AN ANGRY LETTER TO HAVE THE INKLINGS SHIT ON THE GROUND AS A WEAPON."

​"IM ADDICTED TO SAYING SQUWAK"

​"SQUWAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SINCE THE X BOX WAS A HUGE SUCCESS SO IM MAKING THE Y BOX DEVELOPED BY NINONY (in case you didn't get my joke there ninony is a combination of the names Nintendo and Sony) IT IS DIRTY BROWN IT HAS CRACKS AND GLITCHES AND IT HAS A 99.9% OF RED RING OF DEATH ALSO NO REFUNDS. 'THE PRICE IS 100.000.000.000.000.000 BILLION ZILLION GATRILLION DOLLARS!"

​"SQUWAK I TOOK A REALLY BIG CRAP ON THE UFO"

"#SOLONGGAYBOWSER IM HERE NOW AS THE NEW VILLAN OF MARIO SQUWAK"

"SQUWAK HOW COME META KNIGHT IS CONFIRMED FOR SMASH 4 BUT NOT ME I ALREADY TOLD SAKURAI I WASNT TOO BIG AND I SHOULD REPLACE META KNIGHT BECAUSE META KNIGHT WAS LAST ON THE BRAWL TIER LIST"

​"NIGGA WHY IS BLUE KIRBY SO FAT I WANNA EAT HIS FAT DICK ALSO *Name Censored* ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST NOW I CAN LEVEL UP TO A LEVEL 32 SEXY BIRD AND HAVE SEX WITH THE STAR POLE."

​"TAKAMARU WAS CONFIRMED AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN SMASH 4"

​"JUST KIDDING SQUWAK HE'S ONLY AN ASSIST TROPHY NOT LIKE ANYONE REALLY LIKED HIM."

​"IM A BIRD SQUWAK"

​"I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO SPELL SQUWAK"

​"SQUWAK I AM A BOSS IN KIRBY SUPER STAR ULTRA"

​"RIDLEY IS TOO BIG, LETS PUT KRAID IN INSTEAD"

"SQUUAK I MARRIED REGGIES TITS"

"SQUWAK DONT SEND ANY MORE DRAGON CITY REQUESTS TO AIR RIDE GROUP MEMBERS LIKE BLUE KIRBY OR THE SHADOW STAR OK WE ARE KINDA SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THE GAME WE DONT HATE THE GAME BUT WE WANT TO BE FREE OF THAT STUPID DRAGON GAME."

​"WOW I SURE HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING FRIEND REQUESTS HERE"

​"HOW IT IS, RING AROUND THE ROSY POCKETS FULL OF POSY ASHES ASHES THEY ALL FALL DOWN. How it should be: RING AROUND A PENIS, POCKET FULL OF BUTTHOLES, ASSES ASSES THEY ALL GO TAKE A SHIT. P.S. ring around a penis is the new national anthom."

​"SQUUUUUAK I GOT MARIO FUCKING KART 8 AND UNLOCKED PINK GOLD PEACH BEKUZ SHES MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER EVAH!"


"OLD MAC DONALD HAD A GAY FARM'EIEIO'AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD HIS ASS'EIEIO'AND HERE A CHICK CHICK HERE A CHICK CHICK EVERYWHERE A CHICK CHICK'BUT THEYRE ALL DEAD'EIEIO"'

''''​"SQUAK STADIUM PREDICTION IS GAY I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM AND CHEAT ON DEDEDE SQUUUUUUUAK."


"SQUAK HAW WAS UR DAY EVERYONE, I WENT TO THE CITY AND ATE THE ELECTRIC LOUNGE LOLOLO SQUUUAK,"'


"KIRBY AIR RIDE DX IS CONFIRMED, TAC THE UFO THE PILLAR THE METEORS THE ALL PATCH THE HP PATCH  THE TOP SPEED PATCH AND DYNA BLADE (me) ARE ALL CONFIRMED AS THE STARZ!"'


"SMOKING IS GOOD FOR U"


'"SQUUUUUUAK I WAS CONFIRMED FOR THE GAME BUT SAKURAI FORGOT A PEROID ON HIS POST AND ACCIDENTALY CLICKED THE DELETE BUTTON"


"FUCK THE BLACK ONE REPLACE IT WITH ME!"


'"squak squak i have sex. oops i forgot to type in all caps FUCK!"


"IM BAAAAAACK ps Kirby is a dick SQUUUUUUAKKKKKKKKK"


"STADIUM PREDICTION: TIME TO HAVE SOME SEX WITH DEDEDES PENIS. TURNS OUT YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH MY PENIS"'


"I HAD SEX WITH KIRBYS MOM (;"'


"EVENT PREDICTION: DYNA BLADE IS GONNA TRAMPLE YOUR ASS RUN THE FUCK AWAY. Turns out to be a UFO"


​"IM NOT GONNA SPAWN EVEN THOUGH THE GAY STADIUM PREDICTION SAYS I HAVE TO. IM GONNA LET THE SHITTY UFO SPAWN INSTEAD!"


​"WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH MY CHICKS??????????? THEYRE YOUNG!" 


"HOLY SHIT TIMMY ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST. I NOW LEVEL UP TO A LEVEL 2 SEXY BIRD AND CAN NOW HAVE SEX WITH META KNIGHT SQUWAK!" 


"I WILL NEVER GRADUATE FROM FLIGHT SCHOOL SQUWAK!"

"SQUWAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EGG SQUWAK" 


"MY BIRD DICK HURTS SQUWAK"


​"KING DEDEDE IS AN ASSHOLE I ACTUALLY SECERTLY MARRIED HIM SQUWAK"


​"KIRBY IS SUCH A WEAK PUSSY NO ONE LIKES HIM IM STRONGER THAN HIS LITTLE KIRBY PENIS SQUWAK."


​"SQWAK SQUAK MY BALLS HURT"    

Shadow Star Edit

"Cool, but I'll stick to the UFO for the time being."

"You cannot have sex with Mewtwo. His Facebook account is Disabled."

All PatchEdit

"IM BACK YOU FUCKERS. AFTER 800 YEARS OF HIDING ON TOP OF THE UFO, I DECIDED TO GET MY STUPID RAIN\BOW ASS ON THE COMPUTER AND START POSTING MORE STUPID SHIT FOR THE KIRBIES AROUND THE WORLD."

​"KIRBY IS GAY BECAUSE HE STORMED THE UFO AND PICKED ME UP. I USUALLY LIVE IN THE UFO, BUT RIGHT NOW, I RESIDE IN THE PILLAR.


Stadium prediction Edit

"STADIUM PREICTION, I MADE THE PILLAR SPAWN." (In reply to the second quote by the all patch on this page)

"STADIUM PREDICTION:IM SO EXCITED I IGNOTED THE SEE MORE LINK" (Ignoted was a typo)

Ridley Edit

WIP

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