"Pic of the day: Dyna Blades butthole is a new character in Smash Bros 4. The stage its in has Ridley as a boss."
Masahiro Sakurai is a character in The Air Ride Series.
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Sakurai has an important job. He makes Smash Games, and theyre really hot in Crappy Town, where he lives. Everyone there wants to get in. Sakurai puts random things in Smash Bros, and asks certain people if they want to be in. He likes clones, as he makes every new character a clone. He thinks Ridley is too Big, and makes him a boss in every stage.
Relationships[]
Ridley[]
"PUT ME IN SMASH BROS!"
Sakurai thinks Ridley is too big for smash bros. Ridley has come to hate Sakurai for that, and claims he puts in too many clones.
King K. Rool[]
Ever since the ballot, K. Rool hates Sakurai for prioritizing Corrin over him. Sakurai ignores K. Rool, and says that new characters are sexier, while K. Rool points out the Duck Hunt Dog. Sakurai says that people know the Duck Hunt Dog, and K. Rool is thrown out of Sakurai's office.
Corrin[]
For the winners of the ballot, there was K. Rool in second with 78,892 votes, and Bayonetta in first with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 votes. (as she forged the results of the ballot) Both were supposed to be in the game, but Sakurai does not like old characters, so local nobody Corrin Surge was put in the game. Sakurai and Corrin are now buddies, and K. Rool hates Sakurai.
Trivia[]
Sakurai is the King of clones, as evidenced on a comment on Comic 72, which said Mewtwo was the king of clones. Poyo Ride replied, saying, "Shut up, we all know Masahiro Sakurai is the king of clones :)"
External Links[]
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007820687581&fref=nf&pnref=story (Sakurai's Facebook)