It was ranked worst restraunt in Crappy Town in Restraunt Competition.
Reviews by the characters Edit
White Kirby-ITS GAY AND DUMB. WHY DONT WE DO CITY TRIAL AND PROTECT PIECES FROM BLUE KIRBY THIS PLACE ALSO SMELLS MORE THAN BLUE KIRBYS 100FT TALL TRASH CAN
All Patch-YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME AND WORK ON THE UFO SO WE CAN HAVE SEX! ALSO YOUR RESTRAUNT SUCKS BECAUSE I BURNT IT DOWN WITH THE RAIL STATIONS ALSO THERES A PILLAR ON TOP OF YOUR RESTRAUNT
Stadium Prediction*- The Service here at woodfire kirbys is about as good as Kirby sucking on a monkeys dick. while eating king dededes asshole. The pizza tasted like dog shit burnt to a crisp. the waiters were rude and they spit in my food also I fucked the manager of woodfire kirbys.i think ill stay at mcdonalds with the Shadow Star thank you very much I hope your restraunt burns down with the rail stations in cappy town "Crappy Town" Pizza Hut More like pizza Butt!!!!!! BOOOOOOOM! Fuck you woodfire kirbys for stealing nintendos loveable pink ballsac. goodbye, fuck you.
Dyna Blade PRETTY BAD YESTERDAY ALL THAT WAS ON THE MENU WAS POOP
Mewtwo WOODFIRE KIRBYS<EATING MOLTRES'S PEE AND POOSwerve star I CANT TURN SO THEN I HATE THIS RESTRAUNT BECAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK GUESS ILL HANG OUT AT THE STARSTRAUNT WITH THE JET STAR
*-Deleted Italic=Written by Greenkirby121098
The Stadium Predictions review does not start with STADIUM PREDICTION. This does not usually happen with the character.
Poyo Rides favorite reviews he made were actually both made by GreenKirby121098.
Despite the fact they have the shittiest service ever, they actually made some of the most beloved things in crappy town, DRUGS! This is the only thing they got right. They also wanted to trick kiddies into getting high, so they disguised their Sugar Like Drug as a "Healthy" snack for kids. The result, Patch Snaks
The real Woodfire Kirbys FB actually made a post calling out all the TARS characters that were raiding their FB page.
The real Woodfire Kirbys actually CLOSED on July 11, 2015. Poyo Ride didn't know about this until November 10, 2015, where he wanted to simply like the page using the Springtrap facebook.
Poyo Rides friend, who has come up with various character ideas, such as The Art Teacher, has been to Woodfire Kirbys at a young age!